The walk-out of the SNP MPs at Westminster, regardless of whether or not it was staged has created a watershed in British politics. I am ‘Calling out the #unionistcult in Scotland’ who have promoted a desperate narrative that the SNP popularity had waned. Clearly it hadn’t and if it had then a big thanks are due to those #unionistcult members for their help is swelling party numbers.
Some people, and they know who they are like to eat their cake and put the empty box back in the cupboard – guys! the cake is gone, you ate it!
If you live in Scotland and enjoy the substantially better standard of living then let’s hope you appreciate that not everyone in the UK or at least England is as lucky as you to have a Government for the people.
However, however, if you are a #unionistcult member or you know someone who is then I want to help you to be as good as your word – because I know you will appreciate that.
Here is what you need to do to ensure that none of those nasty Nats can accuse you of being a hypocrite and parasite.
- Have a look at you council tax bill. Google to find out the percentage increase in other parts of England for a comparable property band – take the low percentage and multiply your council tax bill by 1 + the %. Now deduct your council tax figure from this higher figure above. OK, now send off that sum to a charity of your choice.
- When you go to the hospital, park your car. I will give you a very low figure for hospital parking in England, let’s say £20. It’s general free in Scotland. OK, now send off that sum to a charity of your choice. (every time you park)
- Now the hospital has told you to go to your GP. Surprisingly easy in Scotland compared to England. If you break your leg and book an appointment with your GP you could probably run there because it has now healed. Anyway, you get your prescription and hand over your £50. It’s free in Scotland. OK, now send off that sum to a charity of your choice. (every time you get your prescription)
- Oh dear! One of your parents has to go into an Elder Care Home. In Scotland it is means tested to a degree. However, there is a very substantial difference from England where Elder Care will basically asset strip you of any inheritance you hoped to bequeath. Lets be generous and call the difference £1,000 per month. OK, set up a monthly direct debit to a charity of your choice.
- One of your poorer nieces cannot even afford feminine hygiene. Let’s say you are going to help out, perhaps a tenner a month. It’s free in Scotland. OK, now send off that sum to a charity of your choice.
- Would you believe it. Your poor niece has now had a wean. She can’t support it in the early stages. This will cost you a good £50 a month. Of course in Scotland there is the baby box. I expect by now you are getting the hang of it and … It’s free in Scotland. OK, now send off that sum to a charity of your choice.
Of course you are a decent sort and would not dream of welshing on the deal. You have your direct debits in place and cheque book to hand. Not only are you a hero, you are now a proper Scot enjoying all those Scottish benefits. That said, as you expected the same treatment as your neighbours in England but because you made all these incredible savings and sent them to you favourite charity you are a: